The cost of government employees is now 39.7% higher than their private sector counterparts

Salaries are 22.3% higher and benefits are a whopping 80.8% higher – and many of them still haven’t set foot in an office since before the lockdowns.

How can we get in on one of these government gigs?

Oh, and remember: as of April, fewer than one in ten of this protected class (it’s nearly impossible to fire a government employee) is working 40 hours a week in the office.