When you think this kind of naked corruption is extinct in America, there is Mayor Johnson, keeping a secret room of luxury gifts hidden from investigators.

We wonder how embarrassed all the upper-class whites who voted for Johnson out of liberal guilt are, now that they know the Mayor they voted into office is no social justice warrior, but just a two-bit crook. And not a very good one at that.

But at least he didn’t keep stacks of gold bars in the basement.