Yesterday, Elon appeared in the Oval Office for the signing of a new executive order backing DOGE’s efforts, including a directive that only one new federal employee be added for every four who depart.

We love it, even if Elizabeth Warren’s head is exploding.

The biggest bottleneck in downsizing the federal workforce, Musk has exposed, is that the limestone mine where federal retirements are processed by hand, can process no more than 10,000 per month. Watch Trump try not to laugh:

Our only response to this prehistoric way to keep records is: Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones. Ya ba daba doo!