This is not the Bee. This is from the Chicago Sun-Times.

Fresh off her record of locking down the city of Chicago and shuttering businesses (except her own hairdresser, of course), locking kids out of school, endorsing riots, and sharply curtailing law enforcement. Then not even making the runoff in her bid for reelection. Obviously, the next step for Lightfoot is to teach public health at Harvard, despite no relevant background other than a recent disastrous experience. You can’t make this stuff up.