The email is a masterpiece:
The reformed federal workforce will be built around four pillars:
1) Return to Office: The substantial majority of federal employees who have been working remotely since Covid will be required to return to their physical offices five days a week…
2) Performance culture: The federal workforce should be comprised of the best America has to offer. We will insist on excellence at every level…
3) More streamlined and flexible workforce: While a few agencies and even branches of the military are likely to see increases in the size of their workforce, the majority of federal agencies are likely to be downsized through restructurings, realignments, and reductions in force.
4) Enhanced standards of conduct: The federal workforce should be comprised of employees who are reliable, loyal, trustworthy, and who strive for excellence in their daily work…
If you choose not to continue in your current role in the federal workforce, we thank you for your service to your country and you will be provided with a dignified, fair departure from the federal government utilizing a deferred resignation program.
Whichever path you choose, we thank you for your service to The United States of America.
We called for a federal hiring freeze, which Trump implemented on day one. Now he has exceeded our expectations with this plan to downsize and fundamentally reform the federal workforce.
We know this is brilliant because all of Washington is hyperventilating.