Headline in today’s USA Today – we know none of you read it – exuberantly declares:

What captured our attention in reading this ode to socialism was this humorous quote from a 30-year old socialist in Pennsylvania explaining why we need socialism:

“I definitely have a couple friends that are very against capitalism now, and see it as a system that really isn’t working…especially in like my field, which is health care where capitalism is just not working.”

Huh? There is no industry in America further from free market capitalism than healthcare.